Last semester, I didn’t do too well in school. Like most people my age, I don’t like doing homework. Of course my mom had to turn it into the “are you on drugs?” speech that I get every time I screw up. No mom, I am not on drugs. I just hate school.

So as an incentive, my mom told me I could do whatever I wanted as far as decorating my room if I got my grades up. Talk about reward instead of punishment! You see, the rule in our house has always been that mom gets the final say as far as decorating my room. I don’t get to pick out the decorations. She has done everything herself, and I am not allowed to change it. So as you can imagine, my room is boring.

Now that I have been actually doing my homework and pretending to care at school, the grades are really improving. And I know the direction that I am going to go with decorating my room. I am going to stick with my favorite subject in the world: girls! I’m going to get posters of Sarah Shahi, AnnaLynn McCord, Bar Refaeli and any other hot babe I can find.

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